February 2010
4 posts
Read this and replace "books" with "television"
… For we are all divorced from life, we are all cripples, every one of us, more or less. We are so divorced from it that we feel at once a sort of loathing for real life, and so cannot bear to be reminded of it. Why, we have come almost to looking at real life as an effort, almost as hard work, and we are all privately agreed that it is better in books. And why do we fuss and fume sometime? Why...
So I was balls deep in my sister
when she looks at me and says, “You know, you’re a much better lay than dad.” I looks back at her and says, “I know, mom told me…”
January 2010
28 posts
“If someone were to harm someone I love, I would eat them. I might go to jail for...”
– Johnny Depp (via quote-book) (via piecesofserenity) (via teatime-with-nikki) (via semicolonlove) (via sexual) (via centaurismymentaur) (via matti-tat-tat)
“People don’t want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved....”
December 2009
42 posts
Secret Tumblarity formula
matti-tat-tat:
I finally figured it out, based on my bizarre and seemingly stuck Tumblarity value over the last week.
tumblarity(user) = (
((reblogged_posts * .075) * sqrt(tumblarity(topherchris))) +
((liked_posts * .004) * phase_of_moon) +
(posts_reblogged_by_user^1/3 * tumblr_alexa_rank_today)
) / n
n = number of days since you posted that cool thing you found on reddit that someone...
So tell me something...
…right now, in this tiny moment between moments, what is the best thing ever?
@dirtboogers
smgdub:
matti-tat-tat:
girlsgotafacelikemurder:
I hope you have a fantastic New Year out there in Iraq, I know it must be utterly shit but make the most of it huh!
XO
stay frosty vacuum lungs. kick em in their mushroom heads!
could we not advocate the kicking of mushroom heads please? It’s just inhumane.
Nobody likes it, but sometimes mushroom heads must be kicked. It’s just...
